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Wow! Okay, the border (as close as the road leads to it) is about five miles from here. If he manages to walk back to the property, dodging all the owls, snakes and coyotes, he'd surely deserve a prize. Such as being called Rodrigo la Rata, Roger the Dodger and the Lodger.

Lol! 5 miles might be a bit better and less chances of him coming back. You never know though, he may have an affinity for the place. If so then he is totally the property mascot.