Ahh, I love donks! They are way smarter than me though, so I have never owned one lol!
Eeee, you definitely don't want one of those athletic cows! A nice, slow, docile bovine that abhors getting its heart rate up seems about right. I did laugh and snortle a bit when I thought about you chasing an escaped beef through Chattaroy, that would be legend🤣
My grandparents had a herd of them, all standards and they were hilarious. One hell of a cacophony when they were all baying for food.
I don't relish the thoughts of trying to steer a steer across the 4 lanes of highway, LOL!