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Yeah. I don't like cleaning ladies either. I think they should clean themselves.

Hah. Checkmate.

If I see an opening for a dumb joke, I'm taking it.

When I was young, working in retail, late teens, people would ask about the vacuums and I'd always say, "They all suck." Some would get frustrated and ask why we sell them if they suck...

It's a vacuum. It's supposed to suck.