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....got the stripes on that front...ouch!

if I dispense the stripes I make sure both sides get it good, am a sucker for sides matching up.....
If I get thirsty then I fill up my cup
if I call bullshit it's cause it's true! OH MY
IF I want more money it's cause don't play stupid and lie
No no no that's not how this battleaxe swings
make mostly shit for payouts, still invested...ooooh is it gonna sting?
Yet to be determined but love to dish it out
if someone can't take my nuke level lurve then ain't me who goes and pouts
^art

lol - well said - I think...