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Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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As soon as you have more time to spend typing (on Hive) such that you would be in a hurry less often, the less typing mistakes you will commit. 🤔🧘‍♂️🤓 !PIZZA !INDEED !DIY

So true !LOL !HOPE

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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I wonder how much you agree with the saying "haste makes waste". 🤔🧘‍♂️🤓 !LOL !DIY

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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It's true sometimes, but sometimes it's better being in haste than doing nothing at all !wine !PIZZA

The saying does not say "don't make haste at all". 🤔🧘‍♂️🤯😅 !HOPE !INDEED !DIY

I know... !LOL !wine

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

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I just wanted to clarify what I said on my previous comment. 😅 !BEER


Hey @svanbo, here is a little bit of BEER from @savvytester for you. Enjoy it!

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @svanbo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

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