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I wish that more people could be as awesome as dogs.

Hmm. That sounds lovely in theory, but if we were only s awesome as dogs, would we have invented the wheel?

No. But we would be far cuter.

I dunno about that. I have quite the reputation for being a cute hoor:)

I agree, if more people were like dogs we would be a better species. Then again we would also be sniffing each others asses all the time too.

Then again we would also be sniffing each others asses all the time too.

Is this not done where you are from?

we'd probably be a lot happier and a lot more covered in mud.

Can't get much lower than the gutter.

"We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars' (The divine Oscar)
But yes, I agree. We've reached peak absurdity and we've nowhere to go from here.