Love the humor throughout your story—especially the ongoing sex swing saga! The hanging two-seater sounds like a thoughtful and cozy gift, perfect for relaxing together (even if you’re not sharing it much). Here’s to many happy anniversary moments and plenty of space for memories—swing or no swing!
I guess I can watch her swing in it, whilst sitting in a hard plastic chair :)
Haha, at least you’ll have front-row seats! Just don’t start making any more ‘swing’ jokes or you might get banned from the terrace altogether 😄