It probably never was intended as such, but the lyrics of a Florence and the Machine song, Ship to Wreck go along these lines. Not the jeans, but definitely, the noose. Its dark.
And don't let the curtain catch you, cause you've been here before
The chair is an island, darling, you can't touch the floor
May you not reach for a pair of old jeans for a long time!
I always keep a pair handy.
Now every time I look at jeans, I'll think of your future expiration. Hearts and minds.
When that time comes, imagine me in Daisy Dukes. You are welcome.