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But I am entitled to happiness I don't feel fulfilled so I am just going to remove myself from this conflict so unjustly thrust upon me! ;)

Ah, but what if the problem wasn't you, but it was society?

Or, in a more grim tone, I assert that my birth wasn't consensual. (I didn't consent to it) (Or my own conception)

So I guess its all my fault, anyway. Dang.