Laundry events pick up sometime around noon so until then, whatever works, works.
I don't own clothes with inappropriate writing. That's lame.
I did try to wear that one you gave me that said, "Taraz #1"
Wiped my ass with it because I had to go #2 and had run out of shit tickets.
This makes me sad. That was made to mop up #1 trickles. It was extra absorbent, 3-ply material.
What? Have you inspected your merchandise? My hand went straight through!
Do you have a return policy?
The design is made to increase the call to nature experience.
Are the tags still on?
Of course the tags are still on. I was in a hurry!