I believe that gods would appreciate that more than bribery and mock humility(because it seems that many people worship god(s) just to get in good graces.
I find it interesting when people who believe their god is all-knowing and all-powerful, thinks they can trick the god to get into heaven. For instance, in a lot of catholic countries suicide is not usually mentioned on the death certificate, because it is a sin and means the person won't go to heaven. God tricked!
I think that if god is all-knowing and all-powerful he is the biggest(and only true) sinner of all time and he alone deserves to be in hell for all the eternity. Planting a tree knowing that humans will eat it's fruit? check. Punishing those humans(and their descendants) for eating that fruit? check. killing...everyone who has ever lived and will ever live? check. Letting all the wars, murders and rapes happen? check. And yet he is a somehow considered to be a good guy?
Ah, but he made hell too, so he can occupy both realms simultaneously, to punish for eternity also. All bases covered.
For me heaven and hell sound identical. in one of them I would be tortured forever in flames...in other I would be tortured forever by being forced to sing praises to god. (I assume) no sex, no basketball, movies, games, sweets just endless repeating of the same praises... For a first ten minutes that may be better than burning in hell but after that not so much. In the words of one of my favorite manga characters Guts:
"If you see god, you tell him this: LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!"