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Hey! Good to hear from you. Right now I am more concerned about the stray cat that appears to be living under my back deck and eating Chipmunks and baby birds to sustain himself!I wonder if the Humane Society is an essential business. The deer do eat a lot, too, don't they?

Not the trained chipmunks! The stay on evictions doesn't apply to feline tenants, right?

The deer at my parents' home will eat everything, including poisonous lilies. They seem to particularly delight in leveling hostas to the ground.