LOLZ Dividends Report for 1/29/2024

[lolzbot]

LOLZ Defi Dividends Report.

This is the LOLZ Defi Dividends report for 1/29/2024. This is an automated report. All earnings from this post will be used for project development. Token earnings will be staked to increase curation value.

What is LOLZ Defi?

LOLZ Defi is a way to earn passive income on the Hive Blockchain and includes three components.

• LOLZ Curation
• LOLZ Farming
• LOLZ Dividends

Each component works together to provide value to LOLZ users, delegators, and holders. Learn more about how LOLZ Defi works in our Introduction to LOLZ Defi post.

Dividends

Forty percent of curation earnings are paid out as dividends to the top 125 LOLZ holders on a pro-rated basis weekly. Currently, dividends are paid out for two to four tokens per day, such that all pool rewards are paid out once per week.

Token	Today's Dividends
WAIV	3.954
NEOXAG	716.883
BRK	294.687

The dividends are divided among the top 125 LOLZ holders on a pro-rated basis. The share for each of the top 125 stakers is calculated as their staked LOLZ divided by the total staked LOLZ for the top 125 stakers.

User	LOLZ Staked	Share (%)
@weldmaster	64691.5116452	6.91
captaincryptic	64212.00811903	6.85
@fjworld	55001.25753282	5.87
@cryptounicorn420	38467.320628	4.11
@fun.curator	37184.9993263	3.97
@alive.chat	35651.92844328	3.81
@pof.lolz	31675.93767163	3.38
@ironshield	28107.87270155	3.0
@der-prophet	22522.16620641	2.4
@hafiz34	20579.97072613	2.2
@dynamicrypto	20126.76592017	2.15
@entrepidus	17379.72267375	1.86
@thgaming	16580.81288707	1.77
@master-lamps	16202.74127307	1.73
@egistar	16190.11109159	1.73
@benefice-net	15892.73353672	1.7
@anandkj611	15370.21539892	1.64
@flaxz	14698.66606836	1.57
@atma.love	13420.38454854	1.43
@slothbuzz	12618.56335633	1.35
@tokenpimp	11321.2490808	1.21
@servelle	9294.35076696	0.99
@forsakensushi	9060.60564541	0.97
@alex2alex	8763.0001411	0.94
@yeckingo1	8713.93323662	0.93
@lorddiablo	8708.66525436	0.93
@arpuch	8028.37237289	0.86
@cryptomeme	7215.38491925	0.77
@onetrueself	6991.0	0.75
@rayius	6905.41950083	0.74
@ieronimus	6452.4085965	0.69
@nomaddreamer	6346.51650561	0.68
@davidthompson57	6019.65420249	0.64
@tydynrain	5989.22229322	0.64
@noctury	5808.64021487	0.62
@starcitizenfan	5787.70204088	0.62
@phanty	5604.73393057	0.6
@hivecurious	5372.7219879	0.57
@dotwin1981	5288.93932111	0.56
@hoosie	5103.30544224	0.54
@georgeknowsall	5088.34582362	0.54
@vocup	5067.18396362	0.54
@thebighigg	5002.11072235	0.53
@serhotest	4920.32573199	0.53
@chaosmagic23	4839.67434501	0.52
@beststart	4765.77849596	0.51
@newigennity	4474.39755588	0.48
@kryptodenno	4400.53221581	0.47
@fun.miner	4319.90521135	0.46
@vaynard86	4153.81488144	0.44
@andy4475	4024.53715796	0.43
@assassyn	3829.787759	0.41
@killerwot	3772.35077104	0.4
@flaxz.alive	3666.27937832	0.39
@fun.farms	3607.2124645	0.39
@blue.rabbit	3493.36228351	0.37
@manuvert	3461.91375168	0.37
@ricardoeloy	3425.30157844	0.37
@cliffagreen	3352.53622847	0.36
@dubble	3348.90547771	0.36
@chapelle	3332.60715814	0.36
@win.hive	3293.87271587	0.35
@happyme	3274.00100505	0.35
@imno	3269.53361377	0.35
@definethedollar	3260.95986268	0.35
@curatingunicorn	3182.1402931	0.34
@crazyphantombr	3170.08638154	0.34
@mann0000	3167.44457057	0.34
@myjob	3037.75189189	0.32
@heruvim1978	3030.07520979	0.32
@thisisawesome	2954.84135721	0.32
@amaari	2907.46404251	0.31
@aliveandthriving	2856.39613226	0.3
@svanbo	2852.59257273	0.3
@dbooster	2797.59642663	0.3
@arc7icwolf	2797.44027831	0.3
@itharagaian	2766.45423489	0.3
@gondek	2754.03498187	0.29
@pepetoken	2753.34533274	0.29
@cursephantom	2669.81451931	0.28
@hive-loto	2657.18371802	0.28
@aliveprojects	2624.21184692	0.28
@blitzzzz	2524.46075162	0.27
@sylmarill	2506.61318535	0.27
@metzli	2502.79260216	0.27
@libertycrypto27	2449.12196416	0.26
@donjaun	2438.96267292	0.26
@spoonies	2426.49892546	0.26
@magic.fun	2425.94955679	0.26
playbyhive	2393.79148664	0.26
@memess.fun	2373.92496719	0.25
@shiftrox	2370.37750293	0.25
@thatcryptodave	2250.0	0.24
@tokutaro22	2221.59634569	0.24
@engilhramn	2218.47648882	0.24
@edgerik	2185.50231047	0.23
@andy-vibes	2179.48801563	0.23
@kiokizz	2165.75929171	0.23
@orionvk	2147.43999959	0.23
@jfang003	2139.01636882	0.23
@holovision.cash	2133.70436546	0.23
@ana-maria	2082.57398335	0.22
@mario89	2063.97265758	0.22
@savvytester	2054.37625158	0.22
@keechadkikali	2052.87720811	0.22
@epic-fail	2029.04796813	0.22
@memess	2027.45832018	0.22
@heartbeatonhive	2025.70577097	0.22
@voltz-blag	2023.37452515	0.22
@new.things	2013.21172819	0.21
@stewie.wieno	1978.5048754	0.21
@stdd	1943.29137273	0.21
@saffisara	1891.98991074	0.2
@ben.haase	1846.15131493	0.2
@reward.app	1840.04905748	0.2
@memehive	1828.79698446	0.2
@postgres	1802.0	0.19
@danielhuhservice	1774.06592008	0.19
@lolz.devs	1773.71043061	0.19
@uthantzin	1705.16471372	0.18
@littlebee4	1691.33331004	0.18
@papilloncharity	1680.67218139	0.18
@houhou	1637.92159593	0.17
@voltz.fun	1637.3704247	0.17
@photo-curator	1622.36336919	0.17

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

• Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

• Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

• The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

• Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

• Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[hivecurious]

Thanks!
!ALIVE
!LOLZ 👍

[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ hivecurious. _(7/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 9}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[tydynrain]

Thank you so very much, !LOLZ team! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tydynrain

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[ironshield]

Still at a solid 3%, thanks! !LOLZ !COFFEE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[pgm-curator]

You just received 0.05 COFFEE! Good coffee my friend
_{number of commands left: 2}

_{If you also want to send COFFEE buy them here on hive-engine}

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[umuk]

!hiqvote

[cursephantom]

Thanks!
!LOL
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 9}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[hiq.smartbot]

@umuk, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (2/5) and will start the voting trail.

In addition, @lolzbot gets !LOL from @hiq.redaktion.

_{For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻}

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!
@hiq.smartbot you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 8 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!