LOLZ Dividends Report for 3/6/2024

[lolzbot]

LOLZ Defi Dividends Report.

This is the LOLZ Defi Dividends report for 3/6/2024. This is an automated report. All earnings from this post will be used for project development. Token earnings will be staked to increase curation value.

What is LOLZ Defi?

LOLZ Defi is a way to earn passive income on the Hive Blockchain and includes three components.

• LOLZ Curation
• LOLZ Farming
• LOLZ Dividends

Each component works together to provide value to LOLZ users, delegators, and holders. Learn more about how LOLZ Defi works in our Introduction to LOLZ Defi post.

Dividends

Forty percent of curation earnings are paid out as dividends to the top 125 LOLZ holders on a pro-rated basis weekly. Currently, dividends are paid out for two to four tokens per day, such that all pool rewards are paid out once per week.

Token	Today's Dividends
CTP	0.05
ALIVE	125.385
SME	1844.846
HH	8124.769

The dividends are divided among the top 125 LOLZ holders on a pro-rated basis. The share for each of the top 125 stakers is calculated as their staked LOLZ divided by the total staked LOLZ for the top 125 stakers.

User	LOLZ Staked	Share (%)
@fjworld	83912.11294863	8.29
captaincryptic	66636.73576326	6.59
@weldmaster	65209.03268104	6.44
@fun.curator	40213.57637325	3.97
@cryptounicorn420	39751.70442233	3.93
@alive.chat	35710.59064315	3.53
@pof.lolz	32917.16348408	3.25
@ironshield	30169.82917283	2.98
@der-prophet	23758.76961073	2.35
@hafiz34	21303.98210912	2.11
@dynamicrypto	20141.23994594	1.99
@benefice-net	19036.35651505	1.88
@master-lamps	18022.21791103	1.78
@entrepidus	17839.25443123	1.76
@egistar	17808.20068983	1.76
@flaxz	16925.47988079	1.67
@thgaming	16619.36134075	1.64
@slothbuzz	14065.62153675	1.39
@atma.love	13424.7342432	1.33
@anandkj611	12823.37675467	1.27
@tokenpimp	11354.23094203	1.12
@servelle	9834.63925439	0.97
@awesomegames007	9732.9312849	0.96
@lorddiablo	9310.88485033	0.92
@forsakensushi	9068.85159879	0.9
@ieronimus	9016.03108859	0.89
@yeckingo1	8836.29413078	0.87
@alex2alex	8764.5202059	0.87
@arpuch	8099.03380775	0.8
@cryptomeme	7814.6893988	0.77
@rayius	7091.58561959	0.7
@onetrueself	6991.0	0.69
@nomaddreamer	6623.38248246	0.65
@tydynrain	6577.85368797	0.65
@davidthompson57	6390.16687682	0.63
@noctury	6252.34868645	0.62
@georgeknowsall	5956.9978627	0.59
@starcitizenfan	5787.70204088	0.57
@phanty	5757.81226783	0.57
@hivecurious	5701.9398535	0.56
@dotwin1981	5571.31816202	0.55
@vocup	5462.22151105	0.54
@hoosie	5397.38603918	0.53
@thebighigg	5124.64620543	0.51
@serhotest	4988.48000215	0.49
@beststart	4942.98081315	0.49
@chaosmagic23	4839.67434501	0.48
@kryptodenno	4672.02804943	0.46
@newigennity	4581.86608329	0.45
@fun.miner	4533.1504243	0.45
@vaynard86	4527.10343539	0.45
@blue.rabbit	4238.37497108	0.42
@andy4475	4049.95313753	0.4
@assassyn	3899.4682885	0.39
@cliffagreen	3887.76482046	0.38
@killerwot	3780.75968264	0.37
@fun.farms	3718.26301302	0.37
@manuvert	3708.38443514	0.37
@flaxz.alive	3666.55231743	0.36
@ricardoeloy	3525.74006611	0.35
@myjob	3469.2429971	0.34
@chapelle	3452.01443838	0.34
@dubble	3378.11356017	0.33
@happyme	3352.00100505	0.33
@win.hive	3294.87271587	0.33
@definethedollar	3288.00634559	0.32
@imno	3278.28309704	0.32
@curatingunicorn	3211.52614118	0.32
@svanbo	3209.87511149	0.32
@crazyphantombr	3196.88894744	0.32
@heruvim1978	3118.1815386	0.31
@itharagaian	3102.83089719	0.31
@aliveandthriving	3093.14129036	0.31
@thisisawesome	3063.14697022	0.3
@metzli	3001.02408897	0.3
@arc7icwolf	2909.21605921	0.29
@amaari	2908.04846948	0.29
@gondek	2889.02194927	0.29
@dbooster	2868.16165362	0.28
@hive-loto	2835.14273671	0.28
@memess.fun	2828.15746454	0.28
@cursephantom	2771.97361589	0.27
@aliveprojects	2757.27306333	0.27
@sylmarill	2710.46928888	0.27
@blitzzzz	2707.07564535	0.27
@donjaun	2634.1711068	0.26
@lolz.devs	2632.34422495	0.26
@libertycrypto27	2575.46066191	0.25
@thatcryptodave	2552.42095541	0.25
@spoonies	2546.46666697	0.25
@magic.fun	2446.97014075	0.24
@shiftrox	2410.13161605	0.24
playbyhive	2394.6568214	0.24
@orionvk	2316.24500389	0.23
@tokutaro22	2283.62972554	0.23
@edgerik	2249.04924381	0.22
@jfang003	2231.8190415	0.22
@savvytester	2219.78095417	0.22
@engilhramn	2219.73240223	0.22
@saffisara	2213.84825369	0.22
@andy-vibes	2197.84597939	0.22
@holovision.cash	2191.72386373	0.22
@kiokizz	2166.31629899	0.21
@stewie.wieno	2164.76984069	0.21
@heartbeatonhive	2153.2432891	0.21
@new.things	2140.83435767	0.21
@keechadkikali	2119.56092	0.21
@ana-maria	2107.55725196	0.21
@memess	2080.50011912	0.21
@mario89	2065.54640728	0.2
@epic-fail	2059.25599741	0.2
@voltz-blag	2027.28017089	0.2
@stdd	1964.64563037	0.19
@danielhuhservice	1940.51712366	0.19
@reward.app	1864.19174315	0.18
@memehive	1851.83273437	0.18
@ben.haase	1851.42562778	0.18
@houhou	1838.12420275	0.18
@postgres	1802.0	0.18
@littlebee4	1777.52053279	0.18
@photo-curator	1720.39453579	0.17
@papilloncharity	1715.70288653	0.17
@uthantzin	1705.16471372	0.17
@myothuzar	1683.27253145	0.17
@voltz.fun	1661.03160144	0.16

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

• Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

• Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

• The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

• Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

• Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[tydynrain]

Thank you so very much, !LOLZ team! 😁 🙏 💚 ✨ 🤙

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tydynrain

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[fjworld]

!LOLZ
!ALIVE
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 9}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fjworld. _(2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[hivecurious]

Thanks!
!ALIVE
!LOLZ
!PGM 👍

[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ hivecurious. _(8/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 4}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[chapelle]

!ALIVE
!LOLZ

[youarealive]

@lolzbot! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ chapelle. _(2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chapelle

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[egistar]

coins coins coins 📯
!LOLZ !WINE !PGM !PIZZA

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 2}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[umuk]

!hiqvote

[umuk]

!hiqvote

[levi-miron]

!hiqvote

[hiq.smartbot]

@levi-miron, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (1/4) but the mana is too low. Try again later.

As a consolation, @levi-miron gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion.

_{For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻}

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@egistar_(1/5) tipped @lolzbot

[hiq.smartbot]

@umuk, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (1/4) and will start the voting trail.

In addition, @lolzbot gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion.

_{For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻}