So, it was my birthday last weekend, and I decided to get myself a few things. One of them, will show up in a post at a later time, but these two, I gotta brag on as they also fit the season. Well, Easter, ya, but ass-n-titties season! Which is year round for those that aren't keen on some of the loves of my life. Because I'm a wascowy wabbit.
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I mean, would you say no to that? Be vewy vewy kwyet, I'm hunting wabbit. Special wabbits, kinds that make my gun go off and have me bee boppin all over the place. Drooling on my ammo cartridges. Stiffening my barrel. Stroking the stock. Fingering the trigger. All the things baby. Only 150 pieces of proof like pudding so have to be gentle with this one.
But, what kind of person would I be, if I wasn't true to myself. Titties are great, I fukn love seeing #boobsforwitty, but the breast things in life, also come in pairs. Because you know I'm all about that bass or something.
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Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday there Witty
Here's some ass-n-titties
Big ol' bootylicious badonkadonk on dat biznosh fo sho! Tellin me to get my pants off. Like what? I thought they were optional? No, not right now, they gotta come off, so you can get in. Long as you can fit in. Beeyotch! Have a 'Good Friday' my peoples and REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even while slappin' Meghan's ass.
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Happy belated birthday buddy. Nothing like purchasing a pair of silver tits to celebrate
Damn Skippy!
That's pretty awesome! Be very quiet, we are hunting puzzy!
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Man that is one of a kind silver coin. hahaha
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I bet he can π lol
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Nothing makes my day go better than seeing titties!
It is just something about them!
Happy Birthday!
Thanks man! Definitely a hard thing to ignore π
FAK dudeβ¦. Itβs your birthday? Man Happy birthday mofo. Hope you get it all man.
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Gracias hombre. Getting closer.
Heck ya you deserved all that sexy shiny on your BIG day π
And happy titties bday Witty.. Made me giggle cause it is spot on.
Really neat bar you got and even tho titties doesn't do it for me, reading your words kind of does anyway π₯° Hawt... Lol
Mad love π
Thanks love. Wish the cake was on your butt or boobs ππππ€ that would be shinyπ₯°
Well I can do a little for ya and I bet this cakes are in your taste range π boobs and butt cakes.
Not as good as mine but π Hahahaha
Bwaha! You fukn rock. #boobsforwitty
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Happy belated birthday!
Remember if you rub your silver too hard, the good bits will wear right off!
A bit later, but Happy Birthday! :)
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Thanks my man!
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