They ought to be a new insult to level against people... "Wow, seriously, mate?! You're such a durian, you know that? ". Or perhaps we could use another local tropical fruit, the Rambutan. They're nice and sweet, but the skin also looks like hairy balls, not to mention always crawling with fire ants.
That sounds pretty good. Seeing how much I detest both fruits, for different reasons, I'll reserve such a mighty insult for someone I truly despise. My neighbours would be a good candidate for that.
Lol, the best form of insult would be carrying durians into a lift packed with people that hate durians. That would be a great prank to play with, though thankfully nowadays, it's (hopefully) uncommon to see loads of people in a lift together. Maybe some other day, eh?
But instead they're a bunch of durians.
They ought to be a new insult to level against people... "Wow, seriously, mate?! You're such a durian, you know that? ". Or perhaps we could use another local tropical fruit, the Rambutan. They're nice and sweet, but the skin also looks like hairy balls, not to mention always crawling with fire ants.
How about...
Ya fucking rambutan balled durian.
Has a nice ring to it.
That sounds pretty good. Seeing how much I detest both fruits, for different reasons, I'll reserve such a mighty insult for someone I truly despise. My neighbours would be a good candidate for that.
It's a most person insult for me...I don't like many people! :)
Lol, the best form of insult would be carrying durians into a lift packed with people that hate durians. That would be a great prank to play with, though thankfully nowadays, it's (hopefully) uncommon to see loads of people in a lift together. Maybe some other day, eh?
Is this a video of you as a kid getting offered durian? 🤣