👋 Hello Hive Legends!
Hey party people of Hive!
Hope all of you are surviving and thriving in this tough, bearish market 🐻📉. Sending my virtual strength, laughs, support, empathy, snacks, positive vibes, and some extra 💪 “Hodling Power” to everyone showing up every day to keep Hive buzzing strong!
Confession moment: Due to improper timing (and a touch of chaos), I missed posting for the last 3 days. 😅 My daily post streak is struggling like my internet! But I'm determined to keep transparency alive on Hive—plan, post, persevere! No more excuses, just updates straight from the trenches!
⚡ What’s in Today’s Episode?
- Distriator development adventures! 🧑💻
- Custom business review system upgrades 🏢✨
- Internet nightmares (hold my Wi-Fi 🍿)
- How not to lose your marbles when things explode
- Loads of memes, ups, downs & everything in between
🚀 Distriator Updates
What’s Brewing?
From last week’s sneak peeks, our focus remains on two biggies:
- Business onboarding with bespoke Hive verification via the
onboarder-business-guideaccount - Custom business reviews—tools for businesses, by businesses to help the Hive economy, users, and future moguls!
👀 Previously on “The Distriator Saga”
If you need the full lore or want to binge past drama, check out:
- UI upgrades for onboarding & reviews
- Onboarding post verification UI teaser
- Onboarding mechanics & custom review details
🛠️ Distriator Backend Progress
Custom Business Review Schema
Say hello to our shiny new schema supporting multi-question business reviews!
Now, any business can craft a personalized questionnaire for customers – because who wouldn’t love extra homework after shopping? 📋😅
Businesses get insights, Hive shows off its flexibility, and customers get to feel heard!
Custom Business Review – Repository
The backend arsenal just got bigger. The repository now supports all CRUD (Create, Read, Update, Delete) functions you could dream of:
- Add reviews
- Update reviews
- Fetch reviews
- Delete reviews (with slightly less drama than deleting your ex’s number)
Custom Business Review – Route
Introduced a dedicated route just for custom business reviews:
- GET: For everyone—because transparency rocks!
- ADD & UPDATE: Only for business owners, admins, and business guides. No randoms allowed! 😂
- DELETE: Nope, not here—just keep the questionnaire empty if you want to make it vanish.
Access is still a little wobbly on the permissions (think toddler on roller skates 🛼) but improvements are in sight!
💀 Internet Nightmares: The Saga Continues!
Remember the optimism after getting a shiny new Air-Fiber connection? Yeah, me too. Read all about my premature celebration in this post.
Demo speed: 40mbps.
Sales guy: Big smiles.
Me (after paying upfront for half a year): “This is the good life!”
Reality after money leaves: 1mbps (on a good day). The moment I complain, speeds “magically” shoot up—only for a fleeting moment. Oh, the emotional whiplash!
Switched back to my regular fiber (Tata Play), canceled air-fiber, but… of course, plot twist!
Here's the comedy:
- My setup is in a lonely first-floor building, literally the only person using internet there.
- The ISP ran a “special connection” to my lonely lair from the next building.
- Building management next door got grumpy & cut my fiber! Instant blackout! Panic!
- Management just shut me down, no negotiations.
- Air-fiber support tells me “request disconnection and claim refund.”
- I ask for my prepaid payment back—No refunds! (Apparently, that "no refunds" fine print wasn't just for gym memberships!)
Triple-whammy losses:
- Air-fiber money = gone 🕳️
- Tata-fiber = cut wire 🔪
- Hive investments = down with the market 💸
Now, I’m begging the universe (and the Hive fam) for:
- ⚡ Reliable internet
- 📈 Crypto market recovery
- 🍀 Just a dash of good luck!
Mentally: 🫠
Financially: 🪙💥
Emotionally: This meme sums it up...
💬 Drop Your Wisdom & Power!
- Leave a comment—make it supportive or make it meme-worthy!
- Hit a MEGA upvote if this made you giggle/sob/relate
- Reblog, like, and subscribe!
- And the classic—vote me as a Hive Witness if you dig my work (& can handle my memes and misery posts! 😂)
Stay strong in the saga, Hive army! See you in the next survival episode.
🦾 Power-Up the Hive! 🚀🌒
- 💪 Making Hive stronger, one bug at a time!
- 🧙♂️ Open-source wizards, your code = my spellbook
- 🚀 Hive rocket → MOON… unlimited upvotes incoming! 🌚
🙌 Support, Laughs & Good Vibes
- Found a bug? Smack it with an UPVOTE 🐞
- Want more Hive magic? Vote me as Hive Witness 🧙♂️
- Jokes, tips, Hive-love—send them my way ❤️
Until next time—BYEEE 👋🚀
📝 Final Note
- I asked perplexity to help optimize this post to make it more readable and viewer-friendly.
- Here is the link where you can find both original content & improvements made by AI
- https://www.perplexity.ai/search/c942dbaa-1d88-4884-a909-d907962b44cb
🚀 My Contributions to ♦️ Hive Ecosystem
| Contribution | To | Hive | Ecosystem |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hive Witness Node | Hive API Node | 3Speak Video Encoder Node Operator (highest number of nodes) | 3Speak Mobile App Developer |
| Podcast App Developer | 3Shorts App Developer | 3Speak Support & Maintenance Team | Distriator Developer |
| CheckinWithXYZ | hReplier | HiFind | Hive Donate App |
| Contributed to HiveAuth Mobile App | Ecency ↔ 3Speak Integration | Ecency ↔ InLeo Integration | Ecency ↔ Actifit Integration |
| Hive Stats App | Vote for Witness App | HiveFlutterKit | New 3Speak App |
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I'm amazed that you can remain cheerful and entertaining despite your woes. And also very thankful that you continue to improve Distriator and the rest of our Hive ecosystem.
!BBH
People like you keep me motivated & cheered up all the time. Keeps me going.
I guess I found appropriate emoji 🤣 😭 & gif-meme
You also had plans to extend Distriator Saga in India ? Have you started talking to businesses ?
I am staying at a location where I am surrounded by Army people
So, I guess, you should start 👍
You've my full support
My Auntie is a lawyer. The moment, I utter CRYPTO CURRENCY word, she is going to make sure that I am behind the bars for real.
She did not catch you while going to Malaysia ?
Of course. She doesn't know.
She only know that I went with family for a KL trip 🤣