😂 Weekend Vibes: Dev Edition!
Hey Hive community members!
Seriously, while everyone’s enjoying their weekend, guess who’s not? Yep, that’s me—banging my head, but all for the love of Hive! 💥🐝
I’m working on "Project Distriator"—aka "Starkerz’s Instant Cashback Challenge." Basically, as soon as a business review drops, users want cashback faster than Jerry runs from Tom!
Why So Many Checks?
- 🕵️♂️ Must check beneficiary info
- 📃 Payments go only to whitelisted businesses.
- ✋ Review must be in SpendHBD community.
- 🚫 No love for banned or blacklisted folks—scammers, take a hike!
- ⏳ Wait for the post to show on the blockchain, then run 10+ checks to keep things safe.
After all that, we still need to:
- 💬 Drop a "Thanks, payment on the way!" comment on the post.
- 🛎️ Trigger a Discord webhook (so everyone hears the good news).
- 📒 Update records to stop sneaky double claims!
All this juggling takes roughly 10-12 seconds, which feels like 10-12 years when waiting on blockchain! But hey, it’s blockchain—you want instant, Starkerz? Buy me a time machine! 🤣
🚀 About Current Beta Version
Right now, the beta marks a review as submitted instantly. Then, a server bot checks for the post on Hive’s API (the magic mailbox).
Users get, “Thanks, cashback soon!” and can track claim status in the app—super chill, right? Except Starkerz isn’t amused. He’s all like, “Async what? Just pay fast and don’t make grandma do IT support!”
So now—fewer checks, more speed. I hear you, Starkerz! 😅
⚡ Attempt to Minimize Cashback Time
Disable Background Processing
No more waiting for the background Docker gremlins to do their thing. That service? Gone!
Now everything is upfront, in-your-face processing—just like Tom trying to escape spike.
Don't Ask Users to Re-attempt
If the review post isn’t found right away, the server re-attempts reconnection automagically—up to 4 times.
No more "Mash the button until your finger falls off," Distriator-style! Your respect for your fingertips: saved! 🙏
Pay Instantly (or Error Epicly)
No more, "Submitted! Now wait...".
Now we process the cashback claim instantly—either your feed gets richer, or an error pulls a trick!
Deployment: Sleepless Sunday Edition
Shipped all changes between 4–6 AM—because Sleep is for users, not devs! 😆
Post goes live at 10 AM. Testing after breakfast.
While you enjoy your Sunday, I’ll chase some more backend gremlins (and maybe a nap). Wish me luck! 😅
🔮 What’s Next?
- 🏃 Test Distriator’s new “blink and you’ll miss it” cashback speed!
- 🕵️♂️ Investigate why checkinwithxyz is still a tiny bit slow. Starkerz has the stopwatch out!
- 🤩 Next update = wild ride!
- 🍹🎉 Wishing everyone a cheeky, speedy weekend (not a sleep-deprived one like mine)!
🦾 Power-Up the Hive! 🚀🌒
- 💪 More fuel to Hive’s unbeatable community!
- 🧙♂️ Open-source wizards—much love, much respect!
- 🌒 Hive = blockchain rocket. MOON, BEYOND + unlimited upvotes!
🙌 Support, Laughs, and Good Vibes
- If this post makes any sense, please upvote! That caffeine fund needs contributors!
- Tested Distriator? Drop your reviews, jokes & meme reactions below!
- Smash Upvote button like it’s a bug in your code! 👍🐞
- Want more? Vote me as Hive Witness—let’s power up the chain!
- Tips, jokes, karma, Hive-love—send them all!
- Until next adventure—BYEEEE! 👋🚀
📝 Final Note
- I asked perplexity to help optimize this post to make it more readable and viewer-friendly.
- Here is the link where you can find both original content & improvements made by AI
- https://www.perplexity.ai/search/cb2c1590-3762-406b-b5cd-cf71397e5b0e
🚀 My Contributions to ♦️ Hive Ecosystem
| Contribution | To | Hive | Ecosystem |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hive Witness Node | Hive API Node | 3Speak Video Encoder Node Operator (highest number of nodes) | 3Speak Mobile App Developer |
| Podcast App Developer | 3Shorts App Developer | 3Speak Support & Maintenance Team | Distriator Developer |
| CheckinWithXYZ | Hive Inbox | HiFind | Hive Donate App |
| Contributed to HiveAuth Mobile App | Ecency ↔ 3Speak Integration | Ecency ↔ InLeo Integration | Ecency ↔ Actifit Integration |
| Hive Stats App | Vote for Witness App | HiveFlutterKit | New 3Speak App |
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