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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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Sylmarill! Das nehme ich auf! Claro! !LOL

Habe Dank & einen geilen Tag!

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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