I stayed away from this game for two reasons, one was the combat being so heavily changed which kinda turned me off. And, the bigger reason being that they're splitting the game up into several different parts that you have to buy each time, which made my peepee very flaccid. However, I've watched a lot of people jam on this since it came out, seems like most people either feel like it's a 6/7 out of 10 or a 10/10 weeb masterpiece worthy of a spot in the anime/hentai section of the museum of natural history. So, I will be curious about your overall view once you're done.
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ha! brilliant follow up as always. I will say this but didn't get to it in this installment. Too many cutscenes, too freuqently... but that is kind of what Square does now isn't it?
I mean, they don't always do that these days, but when they do, baby, you better squeeze those ass cheeks into shape. Because you're about to speed run enough cut scenes to watch the LOTR trilogy twice over, pusssssy.
Yeah, that's not why your peepee is flaccid
Unless you're some sort of a connoisseur of flaccid wieners who can just smell a soft cock in hand within a mile, I'm not sure how you'd know that. But, shit. If you are, I'm highly impressed.
On a real note though, seriously, the thought of them charging $150-200 to play a remake of a game over the course of several years (Like, possibly even 3-5 years from rumors) certainly could make any man the epitome of dry and soft.
The thought of paying that amount for a game that is "just for fun" is ridonculous to be fair. There are of course men with more winners with ultimate girth and turbidity that won't mind paying but they're better men than me. That amount of money is four months worth of food for me in Nigeria, to give you perspective.
It's just such a weird approach as well in addition to the absurd amount. Everyone who has played the original FF7 knows the story already, and these games just end abruptly in important areas of the original game basically. So, making people wait 1.5-2 years to pick it back up from where they left off in the same exact game just sounds absolutely fucking abysmal to me, man. If they were just doing updates for free when they were done, that'd be fine. But, instead they're greasing everyone's assholes up and just milking their prostate's for as much money as possible. Just seems kinda shitty.