🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #106 🛃 Crossdresser Visas, Failed Cruise Ships & Con-Artists 🛳️

in ASEAN HIVE COMMUNITY2 months ago
Authored by @justinparke

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Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #106 🤫

🛃 Crossdresser Visas, Failed Cruise Ships & Con-Artists 🛳️

February 6th, 2024
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ff.jpgby: @chaingmai.hhh (click pic to go to post)

     Thailand's newest longterm visa, the CROSSDRESSER VISA, recently went into effect, and already there have been several hundred foreign residents that have applied for it via a possible fraudulent website.
     It should be noted that none of the crossdressing men in the photo have received their special visa yet, so there may be a small chance that this whole thing is an elaborate scam. I guess time will tell, but until then these guys are obeying the visa guidelines.

image.pngby: @mamrita (click pic to go to post)

     SINGAPORE'S CRUISE SHIP IN THE SKY has always struggled to sell tickets, mostly because people just aren't interested in a cruise that doesn't go anywhere. There's no doubt Singapore has a lot of money to burn, but this just doesn't seem very well thought out.
     Lately rumors have been going around that a custom crane is being built to bring this beached ship back to the deep blue sea. Long John Silver's fast-food chain has already made an offer to replace it with the world's largest fast-food seafood restaurant.

k.jpegby: @usagigallardo015 (click pic to go to post)

     A MAKEUP CON-ARTIST is on the loose in the Philippines. This woman will make wild claims about her makeover skills, but once you've taken a seat and put down your belongings, this bandit leaps into action.
     In this ASEAN Hiver's case, the bandit actually put a little makeup on her face to bring her guard down, and then in the blink of an eye the makeup artist turned thief dashed out the doors and disappeared down an alley.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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 2 months ago  

Haha, I had no idea about the cruise ship. I was so busy when I was in Singapore, I hardly did any research. I just thought it was part of the hotel, like a restaurant or something. Your writing is hilarious 😊

 2 months ago  

I try and weave a web of lies if possible every week, and if one person is entertained, I have succeeded. I remember visiting Singapore once after having lived in the Cambodian countryside for 4 years without leaving. I got dizzy when I looked up at the tops of the buildings along the sidewalks there, and I still do, was never used to this even in my home country.

 2 months ago  

A web of lies 😄 I found it to be a fascinating place. A lot of skyscrapers here in Kuala Lumpur as well. Not as spectacular as in Singapore though.

 2 months ago  

congratulations to all the winners, hopefully they will always give the best in this ASEAN Hive community🥰

 2 months ago  

Thank you, and it's all in good fun for the Hot Goss.

 2 months ago  

Yes, of course

Wow you made it sis @usagigallardo015 I'm so proud of you :)

 2 months ago  

Well-earned, even if my version of her post is wildly untrue, haha.