Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #118 🤫
🗡️ Machete Mishaps, Roast Battles & Hungry Kids 😋
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by: @suteru (click pic to go to post)
MACHETES ARE TURNING UP IN RANDOM LOCATIONS all over the Philippines. Nobody knows if this is some kind of cruel prank, but it's certainly not safe to just leave bladed weapons all over the place. It almost as if someone is trying incite violence.
The local authorities are investigating this strange phenomenon, but the perpetrator or perpetrators haven't been apprehended yet. Citizens have been instructed to take a picture and report the location to police if they find any blades in strange locations.
by: @antonette (click pic to go to post)
In a remote corner of the Philippines in a very average village, there lives a group of ladies who host a NIGHTLY ALL FEMALE ROAST BATTLE in order to practice their insulting skills. Roast battles are mostly a trend in the USA, but the Philippines is known for reinventing American cultural and culinary imports.
There are no hard feelings as a result these roast battles, but it has created a village full of ladies with sassy comebacks. Every night after the roast battle, all the participants go enjoy some fried chicken and spaghetti together.
by: @crazygal (click pic to go to post)
We have not left the Philippines, and once again we have some strange rumors. HUNGRY KIDS PLAY A DANGEROUS WAITING GAME in this family, and whichever child is the last to eat gets the most dessert. This creates some difficult choices for such young minds.
Most kids aren't ready to face a hunger logic puzzle in order to eat dinner, but there's no better motivating force than food. One thing is for sure, this sure is a strange family game to play, but then again we're all a little strange.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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Congratulations to this week's "Hot Goss" winners, it was definitely a great and fair selection. Good effort brings good results.
Thanks for stopping by my friend.
Why do they leave weapons all over the place though, has someone explained the reason yet?
Someone must be trying to incite violence, haha.
This is so sad
I laughed about the contest for kids. 😅
Glad I was able to provide a chuckle.
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