Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #42 🤫
🧘♀️ Acehnese Yoga, Pinoy Cake Destroyers, & Edible Clouds ☁️
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by: @alvonsohiver (click pic to go to post)
We start off this week's hot gossip with a NEW AND INTERESTING FORM OF ACEHNESE FARM YOGA developed by our very own @alvonsohiver. After years of research and development, he has finally figured out how to enjoy the health benefits and relaxation yoga provides while also performing manly labor tasks like harvesting oil palm fruit.
Sometimes his customers get angry with him for being so zen while he works, but they simply don't understand the power of yoga. His limberness is what allows him to harvest so much oil palm fruit anyhow, so perhaps it's time the yogis of the world set their eyes on this ASEAN Hiver.
by: @yoieuqudniram (click pic to go to post)
THE PINOY CAKE DESTROYER STRIKES AGAIN, unfortunately at one of our ASEAN Hiver's abodes. For years there has been a local madman hellbent on cosmetically damaging cakes all over the Philippines. The police have not put much efforts into capturing the perpetrator because so far these crimes are non-violent.
There is one thing though that this careless cake-crazed maniac isn't aware of, the cakes still taste the same. No matter how much he damages cakes, the citizens still gladly eat them, further enraging the cake destroyer, causing him to repeat the cycle.
by: @waybeyondpadthai (click pic to go to post)
Moving away from heavy cake in the Philippines and into puffy light edible clouds in Thailand. Compared to life here in Cambodia, Thailand seems to be living in the year 2050. full edible clouds, cars with custom wheels and exhaust, tattoos, and overpowered tuk-tuks.
Well now YOU CAN APPARENTLY BUY WEATHER IN THAILAND, causing me to wonder what they will think of next. Now that they've legalized cannabis, the Thai imagination is running wild, and now you can purchase a cloud on the streets, take it home and marvel at it until you discard it into your face.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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As soon as I saw the weekly title "Hot Goss" #42 Yoga Aceh, Pinoy Cake Crush & Edible Clouds I smiled sweetly at the title....
and i thank you so much because my post was voted this week,
in that post I explained that scenes like what I did should not be done if not for people who are already professionals in the field of harvesting palm fruit, because scenes like that really endanger the lives of anyone who works like what I did,
but because I'm used to it, I've got a lot of experience in the field of harvesting oil palm fruit, so I dare to do a scene like that, even if it endangers my own life, but I remind other friends never to underestimate the work you do , stay alert and always be careful when you work,
it's true what you said my friend @justinparke the owner of the oil palm plantation is often angry with me, because my work schedule in clothes harvesting oil palm fruit is full so if someone asks me to schedule outside working hours they often say harsh words to me but I don't care
because it's very natural that they get angry because I didn't fulfill their request, and I often joke Ari aa with my friends when I work, because jokes and laughter can relieve boredom when we work,
My work on this one is very similar to yoga, and the work is more than a sport because the sweat that comes out of the body is pouring out, because if we exercise for a maximum of 1 hour, but if we work like I do it can be 8 hours or even more than that ,
oh yeah... i almost forgot...
to my two friends who were selected this week congratulations to both of you, those who haven't been read don't be discouraged, keep up the enthusiasm in making posts always sporty... and stay humble...
A good sense of humor is the only way to make it through long days of hard work, I totally agree. I am sorry the land owner is not more understanding with you, often those who have never worked long days with their hands don't have a sympathy for those that do this work.
I have been a laborer and farm worker all of my life before coming to Cambodia, so I know your struggle. Here in Cambodia I had to change my life because laboring wasn't going to cover my yearly visa and work permit expenses as a foreigner. I feel lucky to have become a teacher, but those days are behind me now, and I am laboring again like in my past, but this time on my own land, so the feeling is much better even if there is no paycheck at the end of the day 😉.
Stay strong and safe bro, and use your palm oil yoga harvesting technique to stay limber and young forever 😁.
Those posts are very unique, congratulations to the selected posts. By the way, Harvesting palm fruits is not easy, here in oir country people needs to be more careful specially when they want to cut the palm leaves.
I agree, it's very tough work, and only the strong can work long hours doing this. Thanks for the support and stopping by my friend.
Youre most welcome my friend.
Congratulations for the this week achiever. The really our community are very amazing work and our all community members are great persons. I am very happy to I am member of the over these community
Thank you for your continued efforts in our community, you are valued member and bring much positivity to ASEAN Hive.
Harvesting palm is not an easy job. It contains many thorns on it. I would like to congratulate all selected posts. You all done very well. 👏👏
It is very true my friend, if the fruit of the oil palm has a lot of thorns, if our skin is exposed to the thorns it is clear that we have symptoms of infection. Therefore we must be careful at this time Working
Thank you for sharing your ideas about palm my friend.
Yes, it is a very difficult palm because of so many thorns, dangerous work.
That is true my friend..
Congratulations to the winner of the Week,I salute the work of this one,Yes... taking care of the palms and picking them, it's very tiring if we never do it.
Oil palm harvesting is such tough work, respect to those that work this dangerous and difficult job.
I think i got sold out with this edible clouds🙌🙌 like if i'll eat this one i could fly😹😹👍👍
Haha, I've always thought cotton candy wasn't the best name for this treat. Something involving the word the cloud would be much more magical 😁.
Yes it is😊👍👍 cloud candy sounds like anime too😹😹
Harvesting oil palm is my job, very tired and tired, but I like that job.
That's very true friends, working to harvest oil palm fruit is not an easy job, it definitely requires super power.
You do great, bro🙌🙌 keep going🙏🙏👍👍
A very tough job indeed, many accidents are easy to happen if we are not careful.
Yay! 🤗
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Thank you very much my friend for the congratulations, we will always be sporty here and greet each other.
Thank you bro for the support.