It's a good thing Jack Frost isn't a real person because if he was I would've beaten him to death a long time ago.
Are you certain you would've won that match? He's a master of blizzardry.
🍕Wow thanks so much, can I get a thimble of beer to wash it down?
It probably would have been close seeing as how he's magical and all, but I'm younger and my vision is much better. I'd put the money on me if I were you.
!THIMBLE
I don't have any money.
Me neither. That's why I have to fight people.
It's a hard life.