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My preferred form of bear spray is, well, very much frowned upon for use on people who are merely lewd and rude. Also, noise complaints.

I would think they would become even lewder and ruder once they got hit with the spray, ripping off their clothes and inventing new swear words.

My method might cause them leak the important red stuff that keeps them alive.

I leak the important red stuff on a regular basis and I'm still here.

They'll be fine.