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😂 Yes! I'll bring red and white wine both! @brandt, no cooking for you, for sure.

Lol! It's okay @brandt, I will bring lots of snacks, you won't need to trouble yourself.

Good thing, I suspect it might be re-fried garbage if we let him cook!

I think you're confusing me with @otherbrandt. I'm actually an accomplished chef.

I have complete faith in @otherbrandt's cooking. I'm sure he dices the plastic wrappers up really finely. I mean, who needs eggs for an omelette when melted plastic congeals?

@otherbrandt isn't the issue here, you're projecting like Hellywood.

I was always of the impression that @brandt and @otherbrandt were a package deal. I've never met the guy. There is this wax figure at the local wax museum that shows the old Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde movie character with Mr. Hyde literally fused onto the back of Dr. Jekyll. That's kind of what I'm picturing. If you don't like the cooking style of one side, you just flip him over...so I'm vouching for @otherbrandt.

😂 I love your description here, totally picturing it. I think they are a package deal, but I'm not sure that each knows what the other is doing until after the fact.

If you don't like the cooking style of one side, you just flip him over...so I'm vouching for @otherbrandt.

I'll second that!

I am starting to feel like we are beating him up a little bit now, so I'm going to stop commenting. Lol.

Thanks for the invite. If I'm not allowed to cook I suppose I will just fry instead. I'm not gonna eat these worms raw.

Awwwwww, man, I'm sorry. Your bad joke came at a really bad time. Everybody loves you! Nobody hates you. I'll eat those worms with you. Maybe we can roast them?
Please don't hesitate to hit me up if you ever start planning any weddings or wanna go hiking on magpie island.

I'm honestly still not quite sure why my bad joke was so bad, but whatever it is, I'm clearly on a roll with it. I think my monomad challenge post just got me in trouble with the Black and White community mods. Maybe I need to hire an assistant.

I've never actually eaten worms but I bet if you chopped them up and fried them into an omelet they'd make a pretty good breakfast.