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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

@blumela, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @stewie.wieno
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/6)

Eccolo!! grande!! ecco il tuo biglietto N. 5

!LOLZ
!PGM
!PIZZA

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.

@stewie.wieno, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @blumela
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/6)