I've always think that the conspiracy theories are made for all those people that need to believe in something that doesn't have answers o doesn't want to investigate, the creator of those theories always aim to that target because is easiest to reach them than other kind of people (scientific thinker ones lol).
Great post dude! You're probably a lizard one and will be inmortal, oh no, you don't like the Argonians that much haha!
You're not very far from it man, every single one of us would like to crack some code of any kind, a great discovery and explain everything, but when your cognitive bias goes wild and don't accept evidence you become one of them