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What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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Perfect methinks, as this world needs to slow down. So when I don't use the donkeys for the cart, I can rent them to the municipality to trim the sidewalks !LOLZ

Always smiling my friend.

Definitely won't be able to do "wheelies" through town, remember a special bag to collect poop too, sell as manure to farmers... Tactical thinking!

Hahaha, have you ever seen a donkey run when one lifts his tail and stick a thorny Maple tree seed pod under it? Maybe a new Guinness World record set of wheelies in town.

I like your Tactical thinking So bag hung from his neck with feed and a poop bag hung around his hips and stuck under his tail. Great idea methinks

Hope that you guys will have a good weekend.

!LUV

We live in a world of waste not want not, correctly dressed up to go donkey is a useful animal.

Oh never saw the maple tree seed trickery only a carrot and a stick!

Yep and soon the the donkey will take up his right place of honor again.

Putting and thorny thing under his tail near the anus will instinctively make him to clamp his tail down and he will take off like a rocket.

Hopefully if they make a come back (used to be popular in the Cape) strict rules are imposed as to health of working animals.

Nah, I don't think that they will make a come back, but one never knows. There's more money in skinning the donkeys and exporting the skins. Sad but true.

What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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