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police

not.jack (41)in GEMS • 3 years ago (edited)

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, “What was that?!”

- Jack Handey. Deep Thoughts, 1992

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#writing #humor #humour #funny #irony #comedy #jack-handey #deep-thoughts #machine-learning
3 years ago in GEMS by not.jack (41)
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