And then I woke up!!
A post made for D.Buzz, but it was still too long. 
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Gems it is then.
Did you click? ...erm, I mean.. ɔlᴉɔʞ?
Dammit! I never click and how did you do that?!
Secrets of Markdown Wizards and Cranky Gandalfs. But you already know that you need dress you up in pink with a cute Hello Kitty in your chest to be able to do that. :)
I draw the line at hello kitty. Gandalf looks cute, it's nothing personal.
True story—my backpack, belt, phone case whatever else is pink. Kind of a mixture between taboo and something dudes aren't supposed to do with a blend of I love fucking pink!
Hello Kitty, though? No room, I'm covered in Incredible Hulk and Silver Surfer patches.
Alright! let's grant you the licence of not embroicing a cute pink Hello Kitty in your manly Hulk chest.
But... are you willing to wear a big pink bow in your hair at least?
Another one?! You sound like my dentist.