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RE: My presentation post for Hive!!

in GEMS6 years ago

@cindycam,

$46.74 in the first 24 hours. Nice.

I think I can explain the phenomenon ... you're pretty. I checked out the big upvoters on your post ... all of them young guys. I know some of those buggers and I can tell you they aren't this generous normally.

I'm thinking of doing an experiment (which, if it works, will make me a fortune). I'm going to open a new account (@damsel-in-distress) and publish a Hive Intro Post. In it, I'm going to pose as a beautiful young woman who, amongst other things, likes to write love poems to a theoretical lover who she has yet to meet. She, of course, will have to pose in a bikini because she recently donated the rest of her clothes so that they could be made into Coronavirus facemasks.

But here's the thing ... she will state that her theoretical lover will have to be capable of writing her love poems in reciprocation. Well guess what, I know those guys who upvoted your post. They couldn't serenade a stone. But ... they all know someone who could.

Quill.

"Quill, I need you to write me a poem. FAST."

"Really? Well, I'm pretty busy trying to make homemade toilet paper ..."

"Quill, I'm DESPERATE! How much?"

What do you think? Worth the effort?

Quill