You're crazy, haha, I'm just imagining God's face thinking of how you got in, probably thinking of how to sack the angels that didn't do their paper works well, haha.
This whole life is a movie that only the creator understands and enjoys its twist. As God is all knowing, everything that happened is deliberate, and for the part of not being sure about wars in heaven, it's crazy to think of it though, because even though the Bible recorded that all powers were taken from the devil, any other angel could turn evil😂
Hahahaha 😅
Well, you can say whatever happens is deliberate or you can say there is no such place as heaven and all the books we call holy are just all ancient fables and an almighty all knowing future seeing God having wars in his paradise and gates, fences and bodyguards are just plot flaws.
Sorry to bust your bubbles. They ain't no creator, Man. It's just a fantasy kind of like a fairy tale movie.