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What are all these floating eyes doing here? Are they watching me to make sure I don't drink?

My eyes dislocated at the sight of you + non-alcoholic. I've put them back in my head now.

Kinda hard to believe, isn't it? Not too great for vision either.

It is. I feel the need to test you, see if you're as sharp without it. For vision, close your eyes and it all goes away.

I'm honestly quite dull without it. Also, I'm writing this comment with my eyes closed.

I'll have to be convinced of that; as I write this comment with my eyes half-closed (still working on fully closed talent like you have).