I'm a little stoned as I read the questions, and I've been standing and laughing for a long time. Because I have Asperger's, that is, mild autism, I have some difficulty understanding humor in irony, at first I thought you were angry when asking questions, and then when reading answers A and B, and having a good laugh, I reread it the questions again and they got even funnier.
This post brightened my day, thanks
Almost everyone on Hive has difficulty understanding humour, so they are trying to ban it!
you're most welcome, matey !