I am glad that HIVE finally has COVID19 Marshall. I've worried that HIVE is so far behind Facebook and Twitter in the important things.
To skip the niceties, I would like to report the neighbor two doors down for wearing only one mask ... and there is a crazy church lady who I heard is sympathetic to the antivax propaganda.
Not that i go to church.
Please, I wouldn't want you to think that.
I heard about the crazy church lady.
Err, I don't want you to think that I have any association with people who might have associations with people who might attend a church.
Please, I beg you, kindly COVID19 Marshall. We all appreciate your hard work. Please don't report me for my transgressions.
Take the guy down the street for his mask hostility. The guy down the street, he is the man you want.
Don't worry, I'm here to serve and protect...
Thanks for your help in reporting your neighbors - this is the kind of socially aware behavior that helps everyone.
Covid knows no barriers (except for masks), and church goers seem oblivious to the threat that they pose to everyone else.
Could I suggest a tube of super glue and handful of masks at the ready?...I've had lots of success attaching the mask when worshippers pray.
Closed eyes, while in prayer, makes it much easier to help them.
Not only that, but in helping them out, you become their savior from covid.
The lord works in mysterious ways.
I'm on the case with the man down the street, have no fear - A covid marshalls work is never over.
Stay safe !