Lol...I'm feeling shit.
No hat.
No cookies.
No cake.
I have a plan though.
Wheels up at 03:00.
HALO jump over the target.
Land, minigun anything that moves.
Climb rope (see demonstration video above) swing in, swipe hat.
Place hat on head, swing back whilst lost-hat lamentation ensues, steal cake and cookies.
Exfil and fuck off home.
Simple.