I don't drink coffee. Its a social beverage, much like a beer. Its also a ... drug of dependence, but that's okay. Its okay because you get stories like this. Strangers bonding over brew.
I don't drink beer, either, and I wonder why I have so few friends.
But hey, for a few choice moments, this coffee made you an old friend.
Glorious.
But I don't like the taste.
Everyone says how hard it is maintaining a social life while also eliminating all these dependencies from one's life. For me, coffee is a drug I've accepted and chosen, and yes, it does create some pretty unique moments, and that's not nothing. :)