Beauty pictures! I can feel the frostbite and see puffs of white breath on the air. You need a roaring fire without exhibitionistic water works to putting it out. Too much putting it out could freeze up the works, even if it's worth the show and tell.
Seems like @otherbrandt set you up for display purposes.
Did someone say dick pic? Here I am.
Ahhh, there's the hustler popping up on cue. Keep it in your pants, I hear it's a fine delicacy for some animals.
That's a great setup for a joke, but I'm not gonna bite.
Chicken, guess you can always bite that.
I feel like a roaring fire in these parts would become a roaring forest fire before too long. I do occasionally build campfires but try to keep them small. Unless I'm camping in a place I don't like of course.
!PIZZA
Sounds like a lot of deadfall waiting to go up in a blaze. Not good. Small controlled campfires.
Careful the fire doesn't outrun you.