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Aw, thanks lovely! I miss you, haven't seen you here in ages! Hope your summer has been good!

Good so far! I got a bit absorbed in doing some things and I got lost in my own bubble this summer (in a quite creative and nice way) without definitely expecting to take me that long to come back!
Truth is that I have missed you too, so I really enjoyed it :)

As for the pee talk, I like to throw in random things to see if anyone's really listening.