LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/29/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/29/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-5-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-21-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-21-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@servelle	2	1-2
@astramar	2	3-4
@esbat	1	5
@sylmarill	1	6
@mario89	1	7
@holovision.cash	1	8
@ieronimus	1	9
@savvytester	1	10
@iceledy	2	11-12
@qumao	1	13
@hivecurious	1	14
@cursephantom	1	15
@henruc	1	16
@middle-earthling	1	17
@arpuch	1	18
@ironshield	1	19
@cryptovisitor	1	20
@pepetoken	2	21-22
@vaynard86	1	23
@efmm	1	24
@astym	2	25-26
@svanbo	2	27-28
@manuvert	2	29-30
@crazyphantombr	1	31
@cryptomeme	1	32
@edgerik	1	33
@baburamg	1	34

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 26 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym

@astym, 34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[astym]

!LOLZ !PGM Thank you!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Congratulations for winning 34 !LOLZ! 🥳

[astym]

!LOLZ Thank you!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(6/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
_{Credit: reddit}
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astramar]

Congratulations! !LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 0}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astym]

!LOLZ !LUV Thank you

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
_{Credit: minopoly}
@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(5/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[luvshares]

astramar, astym sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/1) tools | trade | connect | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(10/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[servelle]

Another
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.
_{Credit: vaipraonde}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’ve been told crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet
but I’ve never seen one with more than four.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[crazyphantombr]

Keep calm and keep !LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[cursephantom]

!LOL
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 8}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 7}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

---

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

Here's the first comment on this post! 😎

Here's the !LOLZ, with !WEED! 😏

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astym]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 8}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

---

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[meme.bot]

Credit: epic-fail
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[qumao]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[qumao]

!LOLZ 2

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.
_{Credit: lobaobh}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(5/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[yeckingo1]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

---

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[crazyphantombr]

Great job guys!
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(6/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[savvytester]

I wonder why I have only one LOLZ entry for the draw yesterday as well as today, if I successfully tipped !LOLZ 2 times on both days. 🤯😅

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[iceledy]

!LOLZ Thanks!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolzbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Ten- tickles
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[middle-earthling]

Congrats @astym
Please add me again
@middle-earthling ☕🍕🍺
!MEME
!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!GIF Funny Pets

[astym]

Thanks!

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[meme.bot]

Credit: antisocialist
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@middle-earthling_(3/5) tipped @lolz.burner

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(8/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[pepe-cash]

!LOLZ

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[baburamg]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ