LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/4/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/4/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-11-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 12-27-2023

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-27-2023.

Your support helped build today's prize of 41 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@sylmarill	1	1
@manuvert	2	2-3
@astramar	2	4-5
@esbat	1	6
@imno	1	7
@servelle	2	8-9
@astym	1	10
@iceledy	1	11
@crazyphantombr	2	12-13
@arpuch	2	14-15
@savvytester	3	16-18
@qumao	1	19
@r1s2g3	2	20-21
@cursephantom	1	22
@nomaddreamer	1	23
@efmm	2	24-25
@hivecurious	1	26
@ieronimus	1	27
@edgerik	1	28
@amaari	2	29-30
@henruc	1	31
@svanbo	1	32
@daddydog	1	33
@holovision.cash	1	34
@mario89	2	35-36
@cryptovisitor	1	37
@dayadam	1	38
@baburamg	1	39
@cryptomeme	2	40-41

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 10 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym

@astym, 41 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[fun.curator]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.curator

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

Here's my !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(9/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[middle-earthling]

Congrats @astym
Please add me again
@middle-earthling ☕🍕🍺
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Funny Day

[astym]

!LUV Thank you

[luvshares]

middle-earthling, astym sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/1) tools | trade | connect | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[dayadam]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dayadam

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[crazyphantombr]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 6}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[baburamg]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(5/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 10}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[servelle]

One more
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.
_{Credit: blumela}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[cursephantom]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
_{Credit: dksart}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[imno]

!LOL
!PGM

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of imno

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You got more than 3500 replies. Your next target is to reach 3750 replies.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

Check out our last posts:

	Our Hive Power Delegations to the December PUM Winners
	Feedback from the January Hive Power Up Day
	Announcing the Winners of HiveBuzz's Yearly Author Badge for 2023!

[qumao]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[mario89]

good evening !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of mario89

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[nomaddreamer]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[svanbo]

Here's some !LUV for the !LOLZ bot

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[luvshares]

lolz.burner, svanbo sent you LUV. 🙂 _(4/10) tools | trade | connect | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[daddydog]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astym]

!lolz !pgm Thank you!!!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astym]

!LOLZ

[mario89]

Good morning !LOLZ

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 13}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[iceledy]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[mario89]

Good morning !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
_{Credit: henryglowz}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of mario89

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[mario89]

😂 !LOLZ

[cryptomeme]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[photo-curator]

!LOL

[photo-curator]

!LOL

[photo-curator]

!LOL

[photo-curator]

!LOL

[photo-curator]

!LOL

[fun.curator]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.curator

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[fun.curator]

!LOL

[fun.curator]

!LOL