LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/26/2023

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/26/2023

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-3-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 11-18-2023

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-18-2023.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@dewabrata	1	1
@servelle	2	2-3
@manuvert	1	4
@astramar	1	5
@sylmarill	1	6
@cursephantom	1	7
@crazyphantombr	1	8
@phanty	2	9-10
@thebighigg	1	11
@efmm	1	12
@astym	1	13
@pepetoken	2	14-15
@arpuch	1	16
@eolianpariah2	2	17-18
@savvytester	4	19-22
@cryptovisitor	1	23
@edgerik	1	24
@cryptomeme	1	25
@svanbo	2	26-27
@hivecurious	1	28
@middle-earthling	1	29
@amaari	2	30-31
@vaynard86	1	32
@iceledy	1	33
@daddydog	1	34
@baburamg	1	35
@memehive	1	36
@pepe-cash	2	37-38

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 31 which belongs to our lucky winner:

amaari

@amaari, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[savvytester]

Both your !LOLZ entries on the LOLZ burner post didn't work. 😅

[phanty]

:(

[savvytester]

Here's some !PIZZA with !LOLZ to help you avoid feeling sad! 🍕🤣🤗

[phanty]

aha thanks a lot mate

[savvytester]

Looks like you !LUV tipping tokens! 😏

Here's some !PGM! 😁

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

_{remaining commands 1}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

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[luvshares]

@savvytester sent you LUV 🙂 _(2/5)

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?
_{Credit: reddit}
@phanty, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(1/10)
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[daddydog]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(1/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[cursephantom]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[lolz.haven]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get some !HH Tokens!
Thanks for supporting the LOLZ Project.

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[amaari]

Thanks for the !LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
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[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[baburamg]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[servelle]

One more !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[pepe-cash]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(1/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry, with !WEED! 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[savvytester]

I wonder when the !LOLZ burner giveaway post gets published. 😅 !WEED

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[middle-earthling]

Congrats @amaari
Please add me again
@middle-earthling ☕🍕🍺
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Funny Day

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[meme.bot]

Credit: gymnasticsqueen
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[eolianpariah2]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of eolianpariah2

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You received more than 5000 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 6000 upvotes.

_{You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP}

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

_{remaining commands 10}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[meme.bot]

Credit: greywarden100
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[qumao]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[nomaddreamer]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ah close enough
Mediocrates
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
_{Credit: ifiwasfrank}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[svanbo]

Let's spin the wheel !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[crazyphantombr]

Coun me again
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[pepe-cash]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(2/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[savvytester]

I'm waiting for the next !LOLZ burner giveaway post! 😅

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.
_{Credit: blumela}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester_(1/5) tipped @phanty

[svanbo]

It looks like there's no new post for today?... !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

Sorry... we were having some problems and I was off on vacation! Should be good to go now.

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.