LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/2/2023

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/2/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-9-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 11-24-2023

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-24-2023.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@holovision.cash	1	1
@servelle	2	2-3
@phanty	4	4-7
@cryptovisitor	1	8
@henruc	1	9
@qumao	1	10
@nomaddreamer	1	11
@manuvert	1	12
@arpuch	1	13
@middle-earthling	1	14
@astramar	1	15
@savvytester	3	16-18
@efmm	2	19-20
@edgerik	1	21
@hivecurious	1	22
@cursephantom	1	23
@amaari	2	24-25
@svanbo	3	26-28
@iceledy	1	29
@crazyphantombr	1	30
@pepe-cash	2	31-32
@baburamg	1	33
@eolianpariah2	1	34
@daddydog	1	35
@ieronimus	1	36
@pepetoken	2	37-38

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 6 which belongs to our lucky winner:

phanty

@phanty, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[captaincryptic]

Hi all!

Sorry for the problems last week, hopefully you saw that we were having problems while I was off on vacation. I'm back now, and will be working to make sure @lolzbot and all the other scripts get straightened out.

Thanks for supporting the !lolz project!

@captaincryptic

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
_{Credit: thales7}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[pepetoken]

Thank you too!

[svanbo]

Thank you for the hard work !PIZZA

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[servelle]

And one more
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(8/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[daddydog]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 9}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[meme.bot]

Credit: gymnasticsqueen
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[phanty]

Yeah thanks !

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[nomaddreamer]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 12}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ for today, with !PIZZA! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are brain surgeons so good at persuasion?
They can really get inside your head.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvytester tipped lolz.burner
@svanbo_(3/5) tipped @captaincryptic

[eolianpariah2]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of eolianpariah2

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[dewabrata]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 3}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
_{Credit: dyson-the-booper}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.
_{Credit: vaipraonde}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[imno]

!LOLZ
!WINE

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of imno

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[svanbo]

Most participation tickets, but no in for me. I'll try my luck again !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cursephantom]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[baburamg]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(3/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
_{Credit: basilmarples}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[qumao]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

OH NEIN
You are out of jokes for the day!
@svanbo you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 10 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!