LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/27/2024

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/27/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 1-3-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 12-19-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-19-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 7 which belongs to our lucky winner:

sylmarill
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@sylmarill, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lolz

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Please add me for the draw - @middle-earthling
Congrats @sylmarill
!MEME
!LOLZ

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOL

What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Happy Friday , my !LOLZ entry for Today's lucky draw!

Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !BBH !DOOK

Where do cats go for fun?
An a-mews-ment park

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

@lolz.burner! @pepetoken likes your content! so I just sent 1 BBH to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (1/100)

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!lolz

I used to be addicted to soap
but now I'm clean.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!lolz

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Great.

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 🤣

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 🤣

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Congratulations to @sylmarill for winning 28 LOLZ! 😎 !INDEED

!HOPE that they continue to drop 2 LOLZ for the LOLZ burner raffle posts everyday (UTC +9)! 🤗😅 !DIY

thank you! Little side-question: is STEM interconnected with !LOLZ somehow? I did not find anything about it...

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

Credit: marshmellowman
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

I haven't seen any interconnection with the Science-Technology-Engineering-Mathematics (STEM) community or tribe token with the !LOLZ community or tribe/tipping token. 🤯🤯🤓

!DIY

There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't

Credit: reddit
@sylmarill, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

was asking because your profile picture is the STEM logo !LOLZ

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

I just found the image from an online source of public domain images, and I like it so I used it as my testing profile picture here on Hive. 😏 !WEIRD !INDEED !DIY

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @sylmarill! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @sylmarill! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎 !DIY

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the most recent post from the LOLZ burner bot! 😏 !DIY

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

!LOLZ

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

thank you!
!LOLZ

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.

Credit: blockchainerx
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !INDEED

The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !HUG

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 😁

Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac
They're always taking things literally.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.