LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/3/2023

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/3/2023

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-10-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

source

How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

source

The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

source

How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

source

Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 11-25-2023

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-25-2023.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@servelle	2	1-2
@eolianpariah2	1	3
@astym	1	4
@arpuch	1	5
@crazyphantombr	2	6-7
@manuvert	1	8
@middle-earthling	1	9
@nomaddreamer	1	10
@qumao	1	11
@ieronimus	1	12
@savvytester	2	13-14
@efmm	1	15
@hivecurious	1	16
@pepe-cash	2	17-18
@daddydog	1	19
@thebighigg	1	20
@iceledy	1	21
@henruc	1	22
@astramar	1	23
@cursephantom	1	24
@svanbo	3	25-27
@yeckingo1	1	28
@holovision.cash	1	29
@amaari	2	30-31
@cryptovisitor	1	32
@baburamg	1	33
@phanty	2	34-35
@cryptomeme	1	36
@pepetoken	2	37-38

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 14 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester

@savvytester, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

Official Website	Twitter	Discord	Join Hive For Free

Comments

[svanbo]

Another win for @savvytester Congratulations mate! !LOLZ

[savvytester]

Hope you win again soon (and gradually climb higher on the !LOLZ leaderboard)! 🤗😎 !WEED

[svanbo]

Yes winning these contests help a lot in climbing on the !LOLZ leaderboard !wine

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

Hope you aren't planning to sell your !LOLZ soon in the future! 🤗 !WEED

[svanbo]

You think it would be a bad idea? Climbing the !LOLZ leader board would be more interesting / profitable? !LUV

[luvshares]

@svanbo sent you LUV 🙂 _(8/10)

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[savvytester]

It's not necessarily your rank on the LOLZ leaderboard which makes you earn more, since you earn dvidends only from how much staked LOLZ you have compared to other LOLZ holders on the Top 125 holders. 🤓 You just need to be on the Top 125 to earn dividends from your staked LOLZ. 😏

[svanbo]

So the !LOLZ leaderboard is not about how much LOLZ we staked?
!wine

[luvshares]

@savvytester sent you LUV 🙂 _(2/10)

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[weed.dispenser]

@svanbo!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

OH NEIN
You are out of jokes for the day!
@savvytester you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 10 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

[savvytester]

I forgot that the LOLZ tipping count reset for every user is at midnight, UTC -5. 🤯

Good thing the LOLZ bot replies now for unsuccessful tipping commands. 😅

Have some !PIZZA with !LUV! 😁

[luvshares]

@savvytester sent you LUV 🙂 _(1/10)

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[svanbo]

I mean if it turns out that it ahs been a lost of time because they wouldn't deliver and all the investment (bit time and money) would have been in cain.... !wine !LUV

[luvshares]

@svanbo sent you LUV 🙂 _(1/10)

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[savvytester]

It's indeed discouraging to see that some of your valid tipping commands (sometimes or always) don't work. 🙁 That's why we hope that the tipping bots (such as LOLZ and !LUV) become (completely) fixed again soon. 🤗

[luvshares]

@savvytester sent you LUV 🙂 _(7/10)

Made with LUV by crrdlx

[svanbo]

In the end it's bonusses so I don't mind that much. And certainly because the value is rather low... !BBH !PIZZA

[weed.dispenser]

@svanbo!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(10/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[nomaddreamer]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[savvytester]

Your !LOLZ command didn't work. 🤔 You should try again! 🤗

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger
_{Credit: reddit}
@cryptovisitor, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft...
And I'll show you A-flat minor.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[eolianpariah2]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of eolianpariah2

(1/1)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[meme.bot]

Credit: gymnasticsqueen
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 9}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

---

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[servelle]

One more
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.
_{Credit: bulldog-joy}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(6/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Thanks for another win worth 38 !LOLZ! 🥳

I also brought !PIZZA! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
savvytester tipped lolzbot
svanbo tipped savvytester (x3)
@savvytester_(1/5) tipped @svanbo (x4)
savvytester tipped youarealive
savvytester tipped lolz.burner (x2)

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
_{Credit: adedayoolumide}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today! 🤣

I also brought another !PIZZA! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cursephantom]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[qumao]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PIMP

[thepimpdistrict]

^{You must be killin' it out here!
@arpuch just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @lolz.burner.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.}

---

^{Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District}

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
_{Credit: ifiwasfrank}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[thebighigg]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thebighigg

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[daddydog]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(1/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’ve been told crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet
but I’ve never seen one with more than four.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[crazyphantombr]

hey guys!
@crazyphantombr
!PGM
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 6}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

---

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[baburamg]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[cryptomeme]

!LOLZ !MEME

[meme.bot]

Credit: lolz.burner
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP