LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/4/2023

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/4/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-11-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 11-26-2023

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-26-2023.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@holovision.cash	1	1
@servelle	2	2-3
@phanty	4	4-7
@cryptovisitor	1	8
@henruc	1	9
@qumao	1	10
@nomaddreamer	1	11
@manuvert	1	12
@arpuch	1	13
@middle-earthling	1	14
@astramar	1	15
@savvytester	3	16-18
@efmm	2	19-20
@edgerik	1	21
@hivecurious	1	22
@cursephantom	1	23
@amaari	2	24-25
@svanbo	3	26-28
@iceledy	1	29
@crazyphantombr	1	30
@pepe-cash	2	31-32
@baburamg	1	33
@eolianpariah2	1	34
@daddydog	1	35
@ieronimus	1	36
@pepetoken	2	37-38

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 29 which belongs to our lucky winner:

iceledy

@iceledy, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[savvytester]

I'm waiting for the new !LOLZ burner post! 😆😅

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(2/10)
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[cryptomeme]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare line.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[savvytester]

I wonder if I can still tip a second !LOLZ for today. 🤔😅

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[pepe-cash]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(1/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[qumao]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[phanty]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
_{Credit: basilmarples}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ
!PGM

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 3}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar
_{Credit: playbyhive}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(8/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Here's my !LOLZ entry today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!
_{Credit: hollowknightgod}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

[meme.bot]

Credit: lolz.burner
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 12}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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[servelle]

One more
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
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[cursephantom]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[eolianpariah2]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of eolianpariah2

(1/1)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[arpuch]

!LOLZ !PGM

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 11}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[nomaddreamer]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[middle-earthling]

Congrats @iceledy
Please add me again
@middle-earthling ☕🍕🍺
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Funny Pets

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[meme.bot]

Credit: cptpanayioths
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[iceledy]

Thank you!

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[lolz.pgm]

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

[pgm-curator]

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

_{remaining commands 14}

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

Discord

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

_{I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444}

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[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/1)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[fantagira7]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fantagira7

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[svanbo]

Another !LOLZ win for @iceledy; congratulations!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[iceledy]

Thank you!

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[daddydog]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[lolz.haven]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get some !HH Tokens!
Thanks for supporting the LOLZ Project.

[hhbot]

🚀 Henthusiast Tip Incoming! 🚀
5.0 $HH sent to:
@daddydog and @lolz.haven
@lolz.haven has used 5 of 5 tips today.

[baburamg]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(3/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!