LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/4/2025

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/4/2025

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-11-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 1-27-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-27-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@astym	2	1-2
@logen9f	2	3-4
@sylmarill	1	5
@savvytester	2	6-7
@yeckingo1	1	8
@fun.farms	2	9-10
@henruc	1	11
@andy-vibes	2	12-13
@servelle	2	14-15
@akiraymd	1	16
@fjworld	1	17
@cursephantom	1	18
@efmm	2	19-20
@cryptovisitor	1	21
@astramar	2	22-23
@subidu	1	24
@manuvert	1	25
@irvet	2	26-27
@pepetoken	1	28
@iceledy	2	29-30
@amaari	2	31-32
@anonyvoter	1	33
@nastyforce	1	34
@holovision.cash	1	35
@edgerik	1	36
@svanbo	2	37-38

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 35 which belongs to our lucky winner:

holovision.cash

38 $LOLZ has been sent to [e-mail],

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !INDEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[akiraymd]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(4/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[logen9f]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
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[servelle]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[hivebuzz]

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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
_{Credit: adedayoolumide}
$LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ to burn

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the melon have to get married in a church?
Because it cantelope.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[subidu]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[irvet]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[anonyvoter]

!LOLZ 😁

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ entry number 1

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[zionic.leo]

!LOLZ entry No.2

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $[e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Hope you (are able to) continue dropping 2 !LOLZ daily for the LOLZ burner raffle posts! 🤗😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @zionic.leo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[savvytester]

@svanbo (and his children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb) still have about 6 hours to participate on the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post (and about 1 hour before the LOLZ token tipping counts reset). 😅 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the most recent LOLZ burner post! 😎😏 !DIY

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.
_{Credit: lofone}
$LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did everyone enjoy the volcano?
It was just so lava-able.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn [e-mail], I sent you an

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 [e-mail], I sent you an

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !DIY !DOOK

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.
_{Credit: reddit}
$LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

@lolz.burner, I sent you an

[diyhub]

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

@pepetoken just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so: