LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/17/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/17/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-24-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-9-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-9-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@henruc	1	1
@irvet	1	2
@awesomegames007	2	3-4
@manuvert	1	5
@holovision.cash	1	6
@astramar	2	7-8
@barski	1	9
@servelle	2	10-11
@cursephantom	1	12
@fun.farms	2	13-14
@ieronimus	1	15
@yeckingo1	1	16
@fjworld	1	17
@savvytester	2	18-19
@middle-earthling	1	20
@efmm	1	21
@esbat	1	22
@hivecurious	1	23
@ironshield	1	24
@pepetoken	2	25-26
@sylmarill	1	27
@edgerik	1	28
@astym	2	29-30
@iceledy	2	31-32
@vaynard86	1	33
@logen9f	1	34
@tub3r0	1	35
@belhaven14	1	36
@cryptovisitor	1	37
@cryptomeme	1	38

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 30 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym

@astym, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !LUV! 😎

[luvshares]

lolz.burner, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(4/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
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[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)
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[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
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[tub3r0]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare line.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tub3r0

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ 🤡

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)
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[fun.farms]

Yet another !LOLZ for Today's entry .... !ALIVE 🤡

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.
_{Credit: playbyhive}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[keechadkikali]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.
_{Credit: happyme}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of keechadkikali

(1/10)
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[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[middle-earthling]

Congrats @astym
Please add me again.
@middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Fun Times

[fun.farms]

!ALIVE 🤡

[middle-earthling]

!HUG

[hug.bot]

Dear @fun.farms, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @middle-earthling.
_(2/3)

[youarealive]

@middle-earthling! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(2/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/6)
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[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[barski]

!VSC
!ALIVE
!LOLZ

[visualbot]

_{@barski has sent VSC to @lolz.burner}

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Uses: 4/25

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ barski. _(1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[fun.farms]

!VSC !ALIVE 🤡

[servelle]

!BEER
!ALIVE

[youarealive]

@fun.farms! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(6/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[visualbot]

_{@fun.farms has sent VSC to @servelle}

_{This post was rewarded with 0.1 VSC to support your work.
Join our photography communityVisual Shots
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Be part of our Curation Trail}

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_{Éste post fue recompensado con 0.1 VSC para apoyar tu trabajo.
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Uses: 1/25

[youarealive]

@servelle! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(3/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[beerlover]

^{View or trade BEER.}

Hey @fun.farms, here is a little bit of BEER from @servelle for you. Enjoy it!

We love your support by voting @detlev.witness on HIVE .

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[meme.bot]

Credit: filosof103
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
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[servelle]

One more
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[ieronimus]

!LOL

[fun.farms]

!ALIVE

[youarealive]

@ieronimus! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(4/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)
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[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
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[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
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[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(1/50)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/8)
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[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(2/50)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/8)
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[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
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[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
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[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(3/10)
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[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[svanbo]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(6/10)
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[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@svanbo_(1/5) tipped @lolz.burner

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.
_{Credit: manuvert}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[belhaven14]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
_{Credit: mimismartypants}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[astym]

!LOLZ Thank you !LUV

[luvshares]

lolz.burner, astym sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/1) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pepe-cash]

!LOLZ

[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(10/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM