LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/7/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/7/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-14-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-30-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-30-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@barski	2	1-2
@efmm	2	3-4
@dewabrata	1	5
@middle-earthling	1	6
@crazyphantombr	1	7
@pepe-cash	1	8
@pepetoken	1	9
@hivecurious	1	10
@henruc	1	11
@awesomegames007	2	12-13
@yeckingo1	1	14
@irvet	1	15
@manuvert	1	16
@cursephantom	1	17
@astym	2	18-19
@holovision.cash	1	20
@ironshield	2	21-22
@edgerik	1	23
@savvytester	2	24-25
@iceledy	2	26-27
@amaari	2	28-29
@svanbo	2	30-31
@fun.farms	1	32
@ieronimus	1	33
@astramar	2	34-35
@cryptovisitor	1	36

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 26 which belongs to our lucky winner:

iceledy

@iceledy, 36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[crazyphantombr]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[logen9f]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/1)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.
_{Credit: boboman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
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[barski]

!VSC
!LOLZ
!MEME

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.
_{Credit: reddit}
@astramar, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(9/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[iceledy]

Thank you! !LOLZ !PGM

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[astym]

Enhorabuena! !LOLZ !WEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.
_{Credit: reddit}
@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[weed.dispenser]

@iceledy!

@astym passed you the virtual joint!
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[savvytester]

Please note that the PGM bot (which fulfills both !PGM and COFFEE tipping commands) hasn't been working since 8 days ago. 🤓 !LUV

[iceledy]

Thank you! I noticed, but I wasn't sure. !LUV

[savvytester]

Since you told me that you will no longer count unfulfilled LOLZ tipping commands, do you still want me to remind you about any of your unfulfilled LOLZ (or other token) tipping commands if I catch one? 🤔🤓 !PIZZA !LUV

[iceledy]

!WEED

[savvytester]

There is no need to publish another comment just for a bot command that you forgot on your previous comment. 🤗 !HUGS

[iceledy]

!LOL Ok

[iceledy]

Yes, of course, if it's not too much trouble. I will be grateful

[savvytester]

Therefore, I would continue reminding you of any of your unfulfilled token tipping attempts whenever I see one. 🤗 !PIZZA !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
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[iceledy]

Thank you! !WEED

[weed.dispenser]

@savvytester!

@iceledy passed you the virtual joint!
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[luvshares]

iceledy, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(5/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[weed.dispenser]

@savvytester!

@iceledy passed you the virtual joint!
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[luvshares]

savvytester, iceledy sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/1) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[luvshares]

iceledy, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(9/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[astramar]

Felicidades! !LOLZ !PGM

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.
_{Credit: reddit}
@iceledy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(5/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[savvytester]

Please note that the !PGM command hasn't been working for the past 8 days. 🤓 !LUV

[luvshares]

astramar, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(8/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[astramar]

thank you!

[savvytester]

You now have enough !LUV to tip it 5 times a day, which you should use in the meantime while the !PGM command isn't working (since 11 days ago). ❤️😏

[astramar]

Oh-oh-oh! Thank you very much! Now I will give you love😘😍😘🙏🙏🙏 !LUV

[savvytester]

Please try to tip most or all of the LUV to other Hive users who !love tipping tokens. 🤗 !LOLZ

[luvshares]

savvytester, astramar sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/5) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[luvshares]

astramar, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(10/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(1/50)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
_{Credit: belhaven14}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[servelle]

Another
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(9/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[lolz.pimp]

lolztoken.com

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

[thepimpdistrict]

^{You must be killin' it out here!
@lolz.pimp just slapped you with 10.000 PIMP, @servelle.
You earned 10.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 3/4 possible people today.}

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[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
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[middle-earthling]

Congrats @iceledy
Please add me again.
@middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
!MEME
!LOLZ

[iceledy]

thank you!

[iceledy]

thank you!

[meme.bot]

Credit: atheistrepublic
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[astym]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/6)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!
_{Credit: ifiwasfrank}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[fun.farms]

!HUG

[hug.bot]

Dear @manuvert, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @fun.farms.
_(1/3)

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[fun.farms]

!ALIVE 🤡

[youarealive]

@yeckingo1! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
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[fun.farms]

!VSC 🤡

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@fun.farms, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting
_{Credit: reddit}
@visualbot, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

You can never trust an artist
Theyre super sketchy
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[savvytester]

I need to wait for about 18 hours again to drop my 2 LOLZ entries for this LOLZ burner raffle post. 😅

!PIZZA !WEED

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester_(6/10) tipped @iceledy (x12)
iceledy tipped savvytester (x2)
savvytester tipped lolz.burner

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(9/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[meme.bot]

Credit: filosof103
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(8/10)
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[irvet]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cursephantom]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[pepetoken]

!LOLZ !BBH

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(2/50)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.
_{Credit: minopoly}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(3/8)
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[astym]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
_{Credit: thales7}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/6)
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[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[hivebuzz]

Congratulations @lolz.burner! Your post has been a top performer on the Hive blockchain and you have been rewarded with this rare badge

Post with the most comments of the day.

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[belhaven14]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[iamchessguy]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.
@iamchessguy, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 0.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[barski]

!VSC
!ALIVE
!LOLZ

[visualbot]

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[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ barski. _(6/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(1/10)
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[fun.farms]

!PIMP !LOLZ !ALIVE 🤡

[thepimpdistrict]

^{You must be killin' it out here!
@fun.farms just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @barski.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 2/2 possible people today.}

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[youarealive]

@barski! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(2/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide
_{Credit: reddit}
@barski, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[beerlover]

^{View or trade BEER.}

Hey @fun.farms, here is a little bit of BEER from @barski for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

[barski]

!BEER

[barski]

!VSC
!LOL
!BBH

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!
_{Credit: reddit}
@fun.farms, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[bbhbot]

@fun.farms! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @barski. _(3/5)

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[fun.farms]

!LOLZ !PIMP 🤡

[thepimpdistrict]

^{You must be killin' it out here!
@fun.farms just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @lolz.burner.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/2 possible people today.}

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^{Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District}

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!